Zombies Vs Dinosaurs

Characters:
Scientist - Old, crazy hair, big glasses that make his eyes look abnormally large, and a filthy lab coat
Government Officials - Tall, Buff, Sunglasses, Black suits and earpieces (Typical govt. guy)
Swiggidy Swagosaurus - Prehistoric, as you will

Over the Radio: "In recent news, reports of mauling by other humans continues to increase.  Rumors of "Zombies" have started, and surprisingly accepted.  NYPD is looking into these cases, but with little luck due to the inability to locate any of the bodies."

5 years later

SCIENTIST: "So I have an idea...."

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "Lets hear it."

SCIENTIST: "With modern technology we have been able to replicate specific parts of certain prehistoric animals. We have also integrated obedience genes of dogs into other animals.  I believe given the right circumstances I could created one of theses prehistoric beasts with the same characteristics as that of a dog!" (As he says with excitement)

GOVERNMENT GUY 2: "You mean to tell me... You plan to take some scientificy type sumthin' and make a aminimal that never walked God's great Earth?"

SCIENTIST: "What are you trying to say you illiterate savage?"

GOVERNMENT GUY 2: "I'M TALKING BOUT DINOSAURS MAN. YOU GON' MAKE A DINOSAUR THAT I CAN TREAT LIKE SOME SORT OF DOG OR SUMTHIN'?!"

SCIENTIST:" Yes, as a matter of fact that is what I am saying.  In theory I am almost certain it can work."

GOVERNMENT GUY 2:  Says to himself: "Man, this is crazy."

Government Guy 2 exits

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "Almost certain... Almost."

SCIENTIST: " I mean yeah.  It is still only a theory, but it is better than what we have right now.  Currently we have a big mess of a country due to a freaking zombie outbreak, and you guys are too busy worrying about whether or not you could treat a dinosaur like a dog.  GOOD THING YOU HAVE YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "Think about this though.  Say your dog-dinosaur is bitten, or scratched, wouldn't it become a zombie as well?"

SCIENTIST:  "The dinosaur has a very thick durable hide.  These zombies are much different from that of a human in their bodies.  They have human teeth and there is no possible way for the human canine tooth to pierce through."

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "Ok this doesn't seem like a terrible idea I suppose, but a dinosaur would never eat the rotten flesh of a zombie! You must know better than that.

SCIENTIST: "Well you see, I have already created one of these dinosaurs.  It doesn't rely on its jaws for destruction as much as its arms.  It is similar to that of a T-Rex, but I have modified it's genes to have very muscular arms that are much longer than before.  It is also equipped with a new style."

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "A new style... Oh my... What do you mean by that?"

SCIENTIST: " Well you see.  Throughout the years, style has changed drastically.  I didn't want this dinosaur to feel out of place or different.  You understand that, right?"

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "Oh yes of course.  We obviously don't want a 30 foot tall reptilian beast to stand out, or not fit in." He says sarcastically.

SCIENTIST: "Let me introduce to you... The Swiggidy Swagosaurus"

Enter Swiggidy Swagosaurus

SWIGGIDY SWAGOSAURUS: "RAAAAAWWWWWRWRRRR"

Government Guy 2 reenters and is terrified

GOVERNMENT GUY 2: "OH MY SWEET LAWD DEAR BABY JESUS I THANK THATS SUM SORTA DINO TYPE SAUR OR SUMTHIN!"

SCIENTIST: " Thank you captain obvious I don't think we knew that.  I'm so glad you are here to clarify that for us.  Now if you notice I have complete control over my dino.  It has been programmed to follow my orders."

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "So it has these massive muscular arms, but how do you know it will fight back?"

SCIENTIST:  "When threatened and given the correct command, the Swiggidy Swagosaurus has a change in its brain chemistry.  It will go full savage and slaughter the threat."

GOVERNMENT GUY 2: "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN BRO!"

The scientist orders the swiggidy swagosaurus to follow him outside of the lab.  The walk to the elevator, go to the main floor, and release the dino into the parking lot. 

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "Why isn't it doing anything yet?"

SCIENTIST: " I told you that it would need to be threatened first."

GOVERNMENT GUY 2: "WELL THREATEN IT OR SUMTHIN!"

SCIENTIST: "Im sorry, but were your parents twins?  Theres literally no way anyone could produce a child as unintelligent as you."

GOVERNMENT GUY 2: "Wait wut... I don't really follow what you are tryin to say."

SCIENTIST: Mumbles to Government Guy 1: "How the hell did he manage to make it as an agent?"

GOVERNMENT GUY 1: "I literally have no idea."

SCIENTIST: "Alright well if you will now pay attention to the Swiggidy Swagosaurus you will see it react to a threat."

Zombie slowly begins to approach

SWIGGIDY SWAGOSAURUS: "RAAAAAWWRWRWRWRWRWRRW!!!!!!"

Dino strikes the zombie. As you will.

GOVERNMENT GUY 2: "OH YEAH WOOOO HOOO! GET SUM YOU DEAD, BUT NOT SO DEAD DOOKIE HEAD!"

SCIENTIST: "As you have noticed it can definitely work."

Horde of zombies begins to approach, and the Swiggidy Swagosaurus readies itself for battle

GOVERNMENT GUY 2:  "OHHH YEAH GET EM! SICK EM JUNEBUG!!!"

SCIENTIST:  I don't yet know how it will be able to handle this many of them.  It isn't fully ready yet.

Dino charges horde of zombies, but is soon overwhelmed.  The more noise it makes, the more zombies that come.

SCIENTIST:  "RUN MY SWEETIE! BE FREE! DON'T LET THEM HAVE YOU!  We need to run now, there are too many around.  Run for the hills boys!"

All characters exit. The Swiggidy Swagosaurus works its way out of the horde and follows the Scientist.

End