"Oh hey there pretty momma"
"You talking to me?"
"Nahhh i'm talking to that dude over there."
"Sass huh? I see how it is."
"Whats your backstory ey?"
"Well ya see here.... It's not very appealing"
"Oh cmon, give it to me. Im curious"
"Well i use to live in New York with my wife Leanne."
"Wait... Wife?"
"Oh yeah i use to be a guy."
"AHHHHHHHHH"
Grabs barf bag and stand up to leave
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