writing starter VIII

Life would be so much easier if i was a cartoon character. Everything would be so much more fun.  I could be anything i wanted to, and i would want to be like mickey mouse.  I would hang out with him, mini, and goofy and we would party all day.  Anything bad that happened to me would be resolved quickly and easily.  Pain wouldn't be a thing.  But best of all I would be in a cartoon world where anything is possible.  Things that are 100% implausible could happen. I could sucker punch a person into a super sonic jet and then they would use their pants as a parachute.  That would be gnarly.