“That’s weird." Thought Cupid. "I’ve never hit the wrong person like that before.”
Cupid misjudged the speed of his target and missed by a few feet. He hit this large female that had the biggest unibrow in existence. The first man she saw was David Beckham. She threw herself at him. Before David could resist her, her awful stench knocked him out. She tied him up, put him over her shoulder, and disappeared into the mist. That was the last anyone had ever heard of David Beckham.
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